This morning, my calendar notified me that tomorrow is National Failures Day. I don't know exactly what that means and I'm not going to look it up—because imagining the possibilities is so much more fun! Is it a celebration of failures that this nation has experienced? Or, is it a national holiday for people who self-identify as failures? Either way, I say, TGINFD!! I've often thought we should rename Columbus Day as Great Mistakes Day. I mean, the guy discovered a continent